The Baby Who Always Cried

Once upon a time, there lived a family of four.  They had a baby girl.  The baby always cried.  No matter what they said, no matter what they did, the baby always cried.  One day, they hired a kid from their neighborhood.  They wanted to see if she could make the baby stop crying.  They left the girl alone.  When they returned, the baby was still crying.  They were about to say GET OUT! when the little girl said, "Give me another chance."  So, they left again.  When they came back, the baby was gone!  They thought she gave the baby away.  They they asked "Where's the baby?"  She said in bed. They thought she was joking.  "No, really, where is she?"  She said, "Come on, I'll show you."  They went up to her room.  They said WOW!  The next day, they thanked her for what she had done.  From that day on, the baby never cried again.